Ditto

by Nick Montfort

Kitchen

WARNING!
INSECT SCREENS ARE INTENDED TO PROVIDE REASON-
ABLE INSECT CONTROL AND ARE NOT INTENDED TO
PROVIDE SECURITY OR PROVIDE FOR THE RETENTION OF
OBJECTS OR PERSONS WITHIN THE INTERIOR. THIS
SCREEN WINDOW WILL NOT STOP A CHILD FROM FALLING
OUT THE WINDOW. KEEP CHILDREN AWAY FROM OPEN WINDOW.


HOTPOINT


ALLURE

low fan high
low light high

by NuTone


Front

OFF HI 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 LO

OFF HI 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 LO

Rear

OVEN

Bake Temp Recall
Broil Hi / Lo

Start On
Clear Off

Self Clean

3:42

+ -

TIME

Timer On / Off

Clock

Cooking Time On / Off
Start Time On / Off

Time Delay Oven

HOTPOINT

Burner On

Rear

OFF HI 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 LO

OFF HI 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 LO

Front


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OFF ON
OFF ON


cRUus


neptune

Delta


OFF ON


SYLVANIA
COOL WHITE

F15T12/CW

CANADA 15W Hg

H698


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Chefmate

12:24

CLOCK

POPCORN BEVERAGE POTATO
FROZEN DINNER FRESH VEGETABLE FROZEN VEGETABLE
PIZZA SOUP REHEAT
POWER COOK TIMER
COOK BY WEIGHT DEFROST BY WEIGHT SPEED DEFROST

1 2 3
4 5 6
7 8 9
CLOCK 0 STOP/RESET
EXPRESS START/MINUTE PLUS


WARNING!
INSECT SCREENS ARE INTENDED TO PROVIDE REASON-
ABLE INSECT CONTROL AND ARE NOT INTENDED TO
PROVIDE SECURITY OR PROVIDE FOR THE RETENTION OF
OBJECTS OR PERSONS WITHIN THE INTERIOR. THIS
SCREEN WINDOW WILL NOT STOP A CHILD FROM FALLING
OUT THE WINDOW. KEEP CHILDREN AWAY FROM OPEN WINDOW.


TEST MONTHLY
TEST MENSUEL

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TEST TEST

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OPEN <===> CLOSE
O <---> S
MADE IN TAIWAN R.O.C.

BURNHAM

BURNHAM


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Atlantic Trance

John McCain’s 2008 presidential campaign.
Comparison of King Edward’s and a modern romance.
Navy SEALs on a mission to find a kidnapped CIA man.
Wealthy man meets a cleaner, his life to fully change.
Ex-con suicide and a diamond heist occur at the same time.
A man discovers a lush Mars but must fight for his life.
Pro diver returns to sea to face the old shark nightmare.
Alaska plane crash survivors must escape merciless wolves.
At 42, David learns he’s a donor father to 533 children.
Boy and stepfather on a mission to find a missing grandpa.
Young man lost his way after dad’s death and must learn.
Everyone gets old. Not everyone grows up.
CIA man vs. CIA man in an epic battle over a woman.
Once kidnapped girl to face the criminal to save sister.


 

Fountain

This Facility is Committed
to Conserving Water

HEU
High-Efficiency Urinal

This urinal flushes with only 16 oz. of water, saving 88%
more water per use than a standard one-gallon urinal.

ZURN

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1-800-997-3876

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FOR THE
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ZURN

ECO|VANTAGE
Water Conservation Fixture Systems
The Pint
Saves 88% more water
than a one-gallon urinal
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Pat. Pending

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Ditto is available for purchase from The Blasted Tree Store

Featured by The Blasted Tree: November 24, 2022


Nick Montfort

Contributing Author


Ditto by Nick Montfort is a Blasted Tree collection of poetry

“Kitchen” was originally published in Out of Nothing #0 (the inaugural print number), Spring 2012.

 “Fountain” is a completely updated and much more environmentally sound version of a poem published in The Minute Review 2: 1, June 2021.

ISBN [Digital]: 978-1-998817-02-3

Cover design by Kyle Flemmer

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